Code of conduct for events including the Cosmopoets!

THE COSMOPOETS are not a party band!
So please:
Keep calm during the whole concert!
Keep a reasonable distance to the other visitors!
Do not clap your hands!
Do not wiggle your hips!
Do not shake your ass!
Do not nod your head!
Please eat nothing, Do not drink and do not smoke!
Applaud exclusively in the appropriate pauses between each song.
Please neither whistle nor growl!
And above all: Do not sing unsolicited!
If you are pregnant, have back problems or suffer from severe
depression, this event may not be suitable for you.
If you choose nevertheless not to leave the room and attend the event,
you do so at your own risk. THE COSMOPOETS expressly disclaim any
responsibility.